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StonersLife.com

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It’s a Stoner’s Life!

Open enough traps and who knows what you’re going to see.  Add a damn good buzz, let your mind drift to what really went down in that trap and you got Stoner’s Life!  Wear it proud with our Stoners Life Gear.

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Meet Stoner and his "Buds" (Stone Crabs)

Stoner is one smokin’ dude. He’s big and strong and always looking for something to munch on.

His friends are his “Buds” and are usually found scurrying along the bottom of the trap. Always, hoping Stoner finds something or someone else to eat. If he’s got the munchies, no one is safe!

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Meet Indica - Profile

Meet Indica

Indica is small and a little broad and loves to just chillax with the buds. She is docile, playful, seductive with a savory, sultry personality. Indica loves long walks on the beach, sunsets or just lying in the sand. She is looking for a long-term relationship (LTR) with Stoner and the Buds.

Meet Marley

Marley is one laid back, Rastafarian. He hangs out at the local traps, waiting on his friends the “Buds” to grab a quick meal. Marley is deeply rooted in a mysterious cult and loves to jam to reggae music. His relaxed easygoing style and ability to blend into any environment make him a hit with the local Buds and Stoner.

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Meet Jose

Jose has issues. He suffers from several addictions, he definitely has some tendencies toward those of a sociopath, he is volatile, easily agitated and prone to fits of rage. Jose does not want to be touched, talked to and handling him is risky, he makes the “Honey Badger” look like a kitten.

Puffer Daddy

A talented rapper, Puffer Daddy brings new meaning to inhale. Don’t provoke Puffer Daddy, get him angry and he huffs and puffs and blow himself up. This Bogart action might be perceived as threatening or rude due to the sharp notes, prickly lyrics, and diving beat. Enjoy, Partake, rap along with Puffer Daddy.

Sativa

MEET SEATIVA

Seativa is complex, high maintenance, OCD with neurotic tendencies.  She is Kushy, overly focused and into word find puzzles.  When not trapped, you can find her at most Bingo Halls playing 35 cards with her bingo stamper.  Loves martinis in the morning afternoon and night when it does not interfere with love novel binging.